nahshaw:

I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago

(via blondes-do-it-best-bitch)

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

(via dafuqalexx)

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!

(via dafuqalexx)

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

(via dafuqalexx)

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

(Source: ifinnicks, via dafuqalexx)

mereperf:

man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you

(Source: jersey-11, via ihearmelodies)

saddumbgirl:

idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you 

(Source: plantkitten, via dafuqalexx)

christophertraegers:

i noticed ur a boy and u liked my selfie. here is an envelope, enclosed in which is an formal invitation to make out with me until i can’t see straight. u will notice that the rsvp options are “yes” and “frick yes”. i eagerly await ur response.

(via blondes-do-it-best-bitch)

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

(via lesbitaylor)

shampood:

swaggiesauceandyolos:

shampood:

my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”

wow what a homophobic bitch

my mom is married to a woman

(Source: dankrnemes, via lesbitaylor)